“Tell me about it.” -Willson Contreras

How many times do I have to say it? BMW turn signals work fine and get used all the time, they just flash in colors that the peasants can’t perceive.

In the criminal complaint, the arresting officer wrote that Porter lunged at the bar’s doorman and lifted him off the ground, then grabbed the officer’s wrists with a grip so strong that “I could not pull them away from him, no matter how hard I tried.” lied.

Cutler is making elite QB money

If Jay Cutler is calling the shots then he’s likely to end up on a completely different team than the one he’s intending to go to

This is the plot of Speed 3. The bus will blow up if the team it is carrying goes below .500.

Really, how hard was the hit? Did Alexander ring Graham’s bell?

It seems hypocritical to keep referring to it as an egg and not a chicken.

Yeah, this is why people need to STFU with their overly simple narratives of the election. You can tell who does and doesn’t pay attention to things outside of the presidency.

athletic trainers were ready with water on the sideline of the workout

“Old man doesn’t understand how voting works, wants someone to tell him how to feel about things: The story of the 2016 Election.”

I like that he coordinates the excessive stickers on his car with excessive stickers on his shirt.  

The 76ers can overcome anything except 71.4% of their opponents.

It’s a possibility, but if I’m being honest mass texting is not something that the athletic administrators really do and they wouldn’t leave the task up to an assistant coach whose boss just got fired. The admins want to control the messaging and will communicate in the social norms of the profession—that means…

Hail Dairy, stuff our face. Blessed are cows amongst the cloven-hoofed and blessed are their fruit, cheese curds.

What are you talking about? Lebron played with Delonte West for 3 years! (I’m sorry, I had to do it)

Given his experience, Trump later named him Ambassador to Switzerland.

This would get a lot more views if the headline read ‘cheerleader goes down on cousins’

He’s just another hard working American who doesn’t need a college education to provide for his family.

Wow, those guys have some problems on offense.