Man, I hope Crane opens his checkbook. Last thing I want is for Houston to pull a Marlins and let all their talent walk after winning a championship.

Malachuk

I pile the Yankees in with Ohio State, the Raiders, and the Spurs in the “Teams I Love to Root Against” category. Usually if one of these teams fired a winning manager, I’d be really happy.

A heartfelt story, but if you were that oblivious to the racism of the people around you, you need to open your eyes and ears. People let you know who they are.

A lot more of a dealership’s income comes from the service department these days than it used to. They’re happy to service any car regardless of where it came from.

at one point in the third quarter, Portland led 118-60

A bunch of old white guys trying to tell a group of black men how and when to protest, and nothing productive came of it? Shocker.

Would you say, it’s “fucking awesome”?

Jesus Christ, that game. I haven’t seen the Broncos choke so hard since Feb. 2, 2014. Or Jan. 28, 1990. Or Jan 31, 1988. Or Jan 25, 1987. Or Jan 15, 1978.

That context is a lot better than the three tweets embedded in your article. Makes him look like less of a crabby baby.

and the Tigers brought in ... Justin Verlander.

If you turn your personal twitter into a work twitter, don’t you go back and scrub old tweets on, like, day 1?

Donald Trump is President and Andy Reid is one of the smart ones. 2017 is a mad world.

I’ll try out their coverage, but streaming the Sky Sports broadcast is so simple that they really need to get it right to keep me as a viewer. A lot of it will come down to whether they have commercial breaks or not.

Put her stapler in jello.

Technically technically, isn’t it a liftback, not a hatchback?

Houston. Basking in the cool, 80s temps currently here.

HamNo can you please write every NFL column for Deadspin? Jags Junction is so good! Thank you in advance.

This was the most bullshit-ass penalty I’ve seen in a long time. When I saw the flag come out, at first I thought the ref got Taylor for pointing at Von (which would have also been a bullshit-ass call), and when they made the call I lost my mind.