Number of times “I” was used as a pronoun in the article: 94.

Number of mentions of Prince: 33.

There’s talking about it, which I’ve done with friends and likely every other prince fan, and there’s writing this unbelievably self involved, wordy ass blog post about how much more of a prince fan the author was than anyone else. Differentiate.

I applaud your ability to make Prince’s death about you.

HULK HOGAN WANTS TO SEE YOU IN HIS OFFICE...NOW.