Meh. It just looks like really well done fantasy book covers.

You thought Grown Ups WAS funny? ...I am now thoroughly suspicious of your judgement.

Ladies and Gentlemen, Welcome to the Age of Twilight.

No...what would have been REAL impressive is if a bunch of guys cosplayed as female characters (not just the one you managed to scrap up), and to just see the amount of clothing being worn disappear before your very eyes. Because, come on, female characters get no respect when it comes to dressing practically.

He really does.

Except a lot of these names scream of the hick, redneck, dipshittery of the rural hillbilly and the upstate moneyfucs who have nothing better to do than pimp out their future teenager to a reality tv show that they were clearly intended for.

I can't trust a shadowy figure whose lips are disproportionate to the size of its face to give me starving tips.

I imagine that a guilty pleasure is anything you can enjoy in seclusion without outside confirmation of its value or credibility, and that the thought or mere act of introducing an outside person to this guilty pleasure is, perhaps, cause for pause or some anxiety.