When you work for Gawker/Deadspin life does suck and your always looking for a exit

You make living sound like it sucks.

I love how Eugene still plays dumb as to why he was released, He sucked when he was on the field and MISSED 17 GAMES in 2 seasons with the team. You would think the team drafting a Left Tackle with the 6th pick overall would be another huge sign that your time wasn’t long with the Ravens. But keep playing up the weed…

Dear Tough Guy,

I feel so bad, because after the 3rd or 4th paragraph I just started scrolling to get to the comments. Dude put in like 15,000 boring words after losing the audience.

The very first sentence convinced me not to waste the time to read this entire longass post. Thanks for saving me so much time. (And, not I am not a Trump supporter and have never voted for him.)

He is an insecure little six-year old, hiding in the body of a 70-year old man. He overcompensates for this by telling the world how tough he is. Don’t hold your breath waiting for him to pick a fight with someone he knows he can’t intimidate. He’s a fraud.

Deadspin made a bad decision posting this terrible article and I bet them $10 to the charity of their choice and an additional $10 to Gawkers lawsuit fund they won’t take it down.

Seriously. And I thought deadspins default setting was anti macho threatening b.s.

You Gawker folks have a real hard on for the Donald.

this is a really long, odd post.

Well your a shitty sportswriter this is a shock to no one

Anyone voluntarily taking a job at a bankrupted company until the financial situation settles itself out, either through sale of the company or however else, is 100% idiotic.

do i have to a frothing at the mouth SJW to get a job or will you be allowing somebody out of your echo chamber to get a job?

These 2 are so fucking stupid. Martellus “call me Martysaurus - I like to make cartoons” Bennett had his best season ever as a pro with Cutler throwing him the ball. I have no sympathy whatsoever for 2 multimillionaires who constantly bitch about being underpaid. Fuck both of these whiny bitches with a rusty railroad…

How embarrassing for both of them

Just so all the Jezzers are clear - Ghostbusters is good because women and Suicide is Squad is bad because Jared Leto (man). Got it? Great!

“whit dudes" ... Does Denton have to cut back on the vowel allocation now?