Wait, so the guy who told America on camera that Trump weighs 239 pounds might have some dubious past events in his career.

I hope so. At a college I once taught at, the college president was scheduled to meet with the wife of a local assemblyman. While waiting for her to show, the president started telling a racist joke to someone he was with. She walked in during the joke; she’s black.

And then burn it the fuck down in front of them.

Golf — a sport with such an evolved etiquette that I’ve yet to play a round without seeing a guy pissing in the bushes.

Apropos of nothing, I really really wanted a Chris Cornell Jesus Christ Superstar.

Sue, Sue, SUE, SUE, SUE these motherfuckers. I want those women to OWN that golf club.

Whenever someone makes an offensive joke or comment to me, I always play dumb and make him explain it to me so he can get real explicit about his bigotry.

She does not have a fit body. Full stop. She, like me, is ~30 pounds overweight. She has the body of an Average American who doesn’t exercise. (Alternatively, she has the body of American who exercises but eats way too many calories for her activity level).

Um...she definitely doesn’t have a flat stomach. It looks like a little beer gut - which is fine, but let’s not turn her into something she isn’t.

I read that as ... Total hot take ... Kanye hates paying taxes eh?

“Kanye West doesn’t care about black people.”

Aidy Bryant is larger than Amy Schumer and doesn’t appear to have the same crippling low self esteem. This movie is about ONE type of woman who has low self esteem. If you see yourself in that the overall message is “give less fucks”. I don’t understand the criticism being thrown at this movie.

It takes way more than gullibility to not see Trump for who he is. It’s not like he’s been sneaky or trying to pull wool over people’s eyes about his bigotry. People who don’t see him for what he is haven’t been duped, they’ve actively made the choice to ignore the shit they find uncomfortable. There’s no excuse…

He’s like the guy who thinks that saying “just to play devil’s advocate here” means that something of value will follow

THIS. I am about the same level of attractiveness as Amy, and like many women it’s taken me years of growth to feel happy and confident in my skin to the point where I occasionally feel beautiful. The trailer for this movie made me feel like a fool for having the audacity to ever look in the mirror with anything other…

I think this is a case where people who are attractive are noticed even if they offer nothing else outwardly.

“we’re expected to believe that she’s the kind of person society deems irretrievably unattractive”

You know what I can’t stand in all of this? Yes, Amy Shumar is pretty for the average woman...but by Hollywood standards, she is not objectively beautiful. And why do we all have to pretend that she is? Why can’t she just be a normal looking woman who is a movie star? There’s plenty of average guy movie stars that we…

He’s pissing in the corner of God’s house now.