One huge bonus of marijuana being legal in California is now I don’t have to hear from every pothead about how marijuana basically cures(not palliative, cures!) everything from cancer to carpal tunnel. Like I’m down to smoke smoke weed, but no one likes an evangelical, no matter what you’re pushing.

Mary Shelley lost her virginity on her mother’s grave. And also learned to read by tracing the letters of her mother’s gravestone.

Also, Lord Byron was a jerk.

So, it’s about damn time that Mary Shelley is getting the film treatment.

Oh yawn, another baby. They have so many babies, I wish one of them would have something interesting, like a giraffe or a toucan.

Telling people they need to work to get benefits without creating jobs for them to work at is an especially shitty way to treat people. What jobs are they supposed to work at?

Welp, good portion of his base is about to feel a really direct, inescapable sting.

It does seem like it would be so simple to just consider Kondabolu’s point and acknowledge things change over time. I don’t think Apu was ever intended in a mean-spirited way, but times change and people/art should too. The defensive reaction they’ve showed doesn’t look good.

Way more consistent than his basketball performance over the past 3 years anyways.

And these fans are so pissed about a logo, its a Goddamn sports team. Its there as a businees would leave Cleveland if they could at any time. Your being loyal to a fucking mascot.

You have to admire their staunch opposition to changing tradition. They’re even going to go as far as not winning a World Series for the 70th season in a row.

This. I was explaining to my non TS watching friend that this wasn’t the high quality work on other HGTV programs, this is me and you and a gallon of paint and some goofy idea we got off pinterest.

Yeah, I was going to say the same thing. Major, major mania episode.

Of course, as we all know, purchasing food to take away involves a legally-binding contract indicating that all purchased food MUST be consumed within 45 minutes of the transaction’s completion. If she didn’t eat all those cupcakes right away, federal marshals would have shot her to death right in the middle of the…

why, just because she’s fat, does everyone think she’s going to go home and eat everything in one go? I am a fat person, I love sweets, I love savory foods, but if I tried to eat TWENTY cupcakes AND chocolate AND cookies I’d be puking. fat ladies might eat more than ONE cupcake unlike normal people like you who we can…

If they get fired, again, who is going to replace them?...

Yes he is.

Don Draper is an alcoholic orphan pretending to be someone else; played by Jon Hamm, an alcoholic orphan who pretends to be other people. The role was perfect for him.

Hazing pledges huh?

I did not realize that That terrible person was also THAT terrible person. Really makes me feel like I’m not living up to my potential.