Congrats! I hope it went well.

And then there’s my favorite counter argument, ‘but this trained job makes a living wage, why do you think mere burger flippers should make the same amount as the person in the trained job?’ Well, I think someone in a trained job should probably make more than just a living wage.

Please please stop responding to that person and spare us their abuse of the ellipses.

How the hell you gonna come for someone else’s looks and you look like this???

Something tells me the rest of his life isn’t a very long a period of time.

Or that Obama wasn’t brave enough to hang himself.

Also, if Weird Al isn’t working on a song called ‘NDA’ based on Kendrick Lamar’s ‘DNA’ and Trump’s favorite legal tactic, I’m going to be very disappointed.

Columbus IN is an international destination for modern architecture buffs, btw. Some forward-thinking townspeople commissioned all of these very far-out mid-century modern buildings.

Let me ask you this: have you ever seen your grandma and Sean Penn in the same room together?

The derp-face on the woman over Jersey Swamp Thing’s left shoulder...

And why does the hand only have four fingers?

Any student should be proud of a 4.2 GPA —incl. @DavidHogg111. On reflection, in the spirit of Holy Week, I apologize for any upset or hurt my tweet caused him or any of the brave victims of Parkland.

I don’t even have a vagina nd I knew this.

I honestly didn’t know this was something people didn’t know, it seems obvious.

Yeah, that’s the flappy door and the side of the container. Sorry, I always knew this ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

People who don’t want to hang out with Matt Damon.

I cast the vote to make it 69-69!

He doesn’t make much effort to disguise the fact that what he hates about the amount of content out there is that it makes him seem less important. He’s literally the embodiment of self-import, entitled privilege. Why did people stop looking at me? Why are they looking at other people? Don’t they know that they’re…

He looks like some kind of vampire McPoyle.

FRIENDZONED.