My daughter somehow missed the entire point of frozen and thinks that Anna and Elsa got married in the end. I’ll take sister marriage over my toddler wishing me death though I guess.

In his case it is DEFINITION of character.

Right. Women have ownership of the historically most valuable natural asset (if you can call pussy an asset) and men have created entire industries around shaming women out of utilizing, monetizing, or otherwise benefiting from that ownership.

I wonder if Meghan put him up to it? (Yes, I’ve watched “Suits”). Are they just going to the wedding or also to the reception afterward? I think traditionally those receptions are very small. Imagine if they do go.

Except he wasn’t wrong. He did what generations of men and women in the Royal Family have always done. I get how hurtful it was to Diana, but I’ll never understand why everyone else was shocked about that affair.

I mentioned it in an article about her yesterday right here on this very site and got tore a new one for not being feminist enough. No doubt I could’ve phrased it better, but still some people just did not want to hear it. At. All.

Oh man, lobotomized prisoners are going to be building the wall, aren’t they?

LOL, for whom is a $250+ bottle of scotch a gateway whisky?

They heard “Chad” and assumed someone was talking about them.

Maggie is an infant with no concept of politics

Honestly, you should be shooting everyone you see anytime you step foot outside of your home. They could have a gun. If you wait around, they will probably shoot you first, thinking that you have a gun (side note, you should always have a gun). I just saved your life. You’re welcome.

Yeah, ok, that was irratating.

“5) I hear you”

Lena Dunham is so incredibly Bitch Eating Crackers to me now - it doesn’t matter what she says, I’m going to be annoyed by it.
That is all.

Get behind this talented woman or Stfu.

Right? I don’t know why Jezebel is going through the motions with this cool girls Olympics thing, because Jennifer Lawrence is like Michael Phelps in that regard. Bless her.

“45" embroided on his shirt sleeves...

Well, curiosity about people who actually work for a living is not their strong suit....

His fucking answer to the question is infuriating

That... is a VERY generous description of the contents of that letter, Chris. Far more generous than he deserves.