Rae, you took away her daughter and left her to raise your son, who you also intended to kill. A son with severe disabilities, who no doubt was a huge burden to raise by herself.

I’m pretty sure “Mother’s Murderer” is technically a relationship.

Tbh, I used to be that girl, then I grew up. I feel like it’s one of those things where it’s kind of ok to do when you’re 22, but if you never grow out of it there’s a problem.

I mean, sure, there may be a drama-free chick or two out there, but like I get it. They’ve always got migraines or, like, laundry, and they always eat yogurt, nothing but yogurt, when it’s like, sometimes I just want a lean protein and a beer, you know?

Not sure why you chose Married with Children but I personally wouldn’t be surprised by anything from that set. That show was clearly conceived by a bunch of bitter middle aged men and executed by bitter young men. Wouldn’t surprise me if sexist vibes from the show translated into sexist vibes on the set. Especially…

One of the reasons why I left the profession (I was in print, not TV, for what it’s worth, so at least my shame wasn’t caught on camera) was because I just came to loathe the inhumane ways in which my bosses expected me to treat people. Here’s a prime example: We got a report into the office late one night about a…

I was going to buy an epilator from Ulta. I was standing in line and looking at the package and noticed it had hairs still in it. I decided I’d try Amazon for it. XD

Bunny fact... a full grown rabbit can kill a house cat. I know this because my pet rabbit was running around in my backyard and two feral cats appeared out of nowhere to perform a concerted bunny hunt. One of the cats escaped, the other didn’t. I felt sad for them, but was proud as hell of my rabbit.

You would know about things that are very.....very little.

Willow and Piper are okay (terrible middle names though) but all of the other ones scream trailer park to me

Atlee Bay sounds like the town where a sudden spate of werewolf murders takes place in a Netflix Original movie.

I think, generally speaking, calling anyone a “hot little piece of ass” is pretty shameful.

Dudes in their 30s should ALWAYS be ashamed to refer to anyone, ever as a “hot little piece of ass”, much less a 17 year old.

Jenna Fischer is so fucking thirsty it makes Instagram look like Mars.

Everyone knows Danny Cordray was the Scranton Strangler!!!!!!!

Wrong choice.

I honestly can’t tell if Jenna Fischer is really sweet or really thirsty.

Because I’m in the greys, and I know you “know” me, I’ll post this here:

Please! She didn’t make a run for it, she jumped from a sinking ship at the last possible moment. The fact is that he did make her fashion house bigger than it would ever have been by  giving her fashions visibility they hadn’t earned on their own merit. Were actresses not beholden to Weinstein insisting on wearing…

I was kicked out of Shaun White’s band for not saying “bro” and “yeah bro” enough, but this is the first I’ve heard of all these allegations. [takes yet another picture of my weird disgusting penis]