Roofies.

#teamleebouvier

I don’t eat when I’m asleep, nor in Ubers.

Letter writer is also being an asshole, in that she whines about how phony he is and how she doesn’t like him, and in the same breath talks about how she’ll have to make do with him as a second-place friend. They almost sound like they would have so much in common...

This Column’z Not Okay.

I miss Caity Weaver.

Lemme get this straight; an acquaintance is doing the dip on her when she tries to become better friends, and your advice is “it’s cause you’re too pretty, duh!” WTF.

If you think like this, you’re an asshole.

Letter writer, he probably doesn’t like you very much. And it may be due in part or whole to the fact that you…

Because you tell him to stop in front of people and he denies he did anything and calls you crazy, and people believe him over you because women are considered hysterical and shit.
That is the reality of standing up to men who take advantage of you, in all circumstances, everyday.
I had male coworker steal a client, I…

We all do that. (Everyone but my sister who bought a special fucking rack for sweaty workout clothes)

This story is so good.

“Why do they have a going-roll of toilet paper on the pipe directly next to the empty toilet paper holder? I mean, you could change it while you poop and it would take no time. Sociopaths.”

I put down my cat—9 years old last week. He was my first pet and my best buddy and I’m crushed.
Poor Jessica Alba.

Models used to be way prettier.

Well you decided mine wasn’t. So.

I think she was teasing that he’s hoping she’s a member of the tribe.

I’m interested. Care to share a little more background info so readers can see how immigration is so much more complicated than balck/white anti-immigrant rhetoric tries to make it? 

Fair enough. My husband and I have identical views on sexuality, and while I think Izzard’s hilarious, my putting on his standup might as well be my leaving the vacuum running in the middle of the floor for 2 hours, for all mrgunrack responds.

But Eddie Izzard is a transvestite.
For the sake of argument, let’s put aside the fact that Izzard’s joke is much better crafted, and is rooted in the context of a 2-hour routine that comes back to the topic repeatedly, with more nuance; you still can’t ignore the fact that Izzard—as an open cross-dresser—is in a…

I don’t know a ton of standup comedians. I don’t think many people do. But I can name Dave Chapelle. In fact, if asked to name standup comedians, I’d sputter, name him first, and then rack my brain for people I’ve seen on Netflix.
So in the world of standup, he has top-5 level name-recognition. I’d venture that’s…

I think NotYour’s “NOT!” response was actually to me, playing off my burner name (a Wayne’s World joke).

heh.
Well done.