The above though? Not jokes.

Playing fast and loose with he word “jokes” there, aren’t you?

Yara Shadidi’s almost impossibly beautiful, and I’ll be here for Zoey’s clothes, even if the show is shit.

Is this response sarcasm?
She lost her business because no one would give her work.

No one said anything about hats. In fact she rarely wore hats in the 90's.
Her hair (with the exception of that Testino shoot) was always matronly. I remember magazines at the time regularly calling it a “don’t.” And it makes any ensemble look dowdy.

He 80s style was passable because EVERYONE looked silly.

I grew up then. And I watched the 80s become the 90s. And I thought “No—she doesn’t get it.”

She dressed much like a grandmother. That’s not a requirement for royals.

Even after the divorce. Black stockings with evening gowns....that frozen wig hairdo... Her style could be glamourous only to midwesterners a decade older than she was.
That she and Carolyn Bessette were roughly the same age, buying clothes and getting their hair cut at the same point in history is mind-blowing.

Those are incredibly, painfully unflattering sunglasses.
I always thought her style was bad, but these are the worst.

I think he’d ask you to shower first, tell you to say his name during, then cry afterward, possibly talking about how his mother didn’t love him.

He would then call you a bitch in an explosively angry 8-text tirade when you politely ignored his eventual 3am booty call.

So...yeah, for money.

I’d never even heard of it until today. That’s so weird.

Message me. I have a linguistics degree though I no longer work in the field. I’d happily volunteer whatever services I can toward preservation.

“Bring me everything you have in a size X” is a bitch move. Sounds like they were trying to narrow down your nightmare request.

need more stars

I once said that domestic violence for men is “worse in a different way” for men because they feel they can’t report, during a conversation with my husband. He thought for a second and responded that while many men experience (terrible) abuse at the hands of female partners —and that he had in the past—it simply…

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Well so was the father, and I don’t see you infantalising him or his role in this shit show

This is Katy Perry with a tan and shitty wig. No one will convince me otherwise

“Hypothetical?” She admits to stealing tons of shit from anyone who she thinks she cAn steal from and laughs about it. Laughs and brags to a documentary film maker. Even when told at one point that she caused a store employee to suffer serious reprimand, she chuckles.