“Hi! It looks like you’re trying to run an A-2 Gap Slant? Would you like help running an A-2 Gap Slant?”

Trump supporters probably don’t want to talk about Jeffery Epstein. There’s a very good reason his name has only come up on online message boards this election cycle.

Is Bill running for president? No? Oh, then you don’t matter.

Remember when Donald Trump assaulted all those women and then had his wife go out and blame it on someone else?

Remember that fucking time Ted Cruz’s fucking dad helped Lee Harvey Oswald fucking shoot JFK, bro?

Kinda like when Donald Trump boasted about sexually assaulting women, and then tried to defend himself against a plethora of accusers by implying they weren’t attractive enough for him to sexually assault.

Who did Hillary call a bitch?

What a fucking joke; it was all a ploy to save his own ass and keep his paycheck. He went from nearly getting cut, to starting, and then had his ass handed to him by the Bills. He went from normal hair and a profusion that “I don’t care about a person’s beliefs or politics as long as they pull their weight on the…

Maybe you should ask Ken Starr then.

I forget, did anyone do any investigation into that?
Was there any kind of partisan special prosecutor who laid out his case before the Congress and the American people?

Trump says we aren’t supposed to bring up things that happened decades ago when it comes to sexual assault.

Well, Hannity and Brietbart seem to have managed to dig up all of three for the entirety of the man’s political career, none of whom are willing to go on record and answer questions from any non-Hannity/Brietbart news source, whereas Trump’s had about 15 and counting now in the past 72 hours alone and responds by…

Really weird how Trump will say, in 2 consecutive sentences: “How dare you bring up something that happened way back in 2005?” and“Why aren’t you attacking Bill Clinton for something that happened in 1979?”

Millions of people that can legally vote today werent even born then. And probably only knew President Bill Clinton from the Simpsons.

IS HE RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT AGAIN? BECAUSE MY BALLOT DID NOT SAY WILLIAM JEFFERSON CLINTON AND I HAVE ALREADY VOTED SO...

You’re right. I will certainly not be voting for this Bill Clinton person.

I forgot, is Bill Clinton running for President?

I forgot; who is running for president in 2016?

Really, though, can’t wait for the part of the movie where Curt Schilling starts smoking pot with a weird neighbor kid and gets a job at a burger joint.

“Curt, you’re a failed game developer going on Fox Business Channel.”