Raul’s his brother, not his son.

I have a cat named Lady Gaga. She has to wear pajamas because of her over grooming. You can feel bad for her. And also think she is adorable.

Black North Carolinians: Please vote tomorrow and fuck their shit up. Sincerely, White New Englander

Good for her, I guess, but how many votes did she cast for down-ballot Republicans who share Trump’s beliefs, but are more subtle and covert about it.

Ana Navarro Voted For Hillary Clinton

This is essentially like pulling out when she is 37 weeks pregnant. It’s a tad too late.

Nah, the waiting game sucks! Let’s play Hungry, Hungry Hippos!

Some perspective on how historic this is:

So weird—I heard she’ll be 45 in January.

How about you don’t grab them anywhere. Not the pussy, the brain, or anything in between.

But he’s a pro at performing in a wheel chair!

*80's studio audience laughs*

I’m sappy as all get out when it comes to maternal love. But that wedding dress was a monstrosity and I am still sort of stunned that Angie wore it.

Um, maybe she was distracted because she lost her father on Friday?

Hey, maybe Youtube will go back to being a place for people to share videos rather than a place where people go to try and make money by imposing their face over something that somebody else made.

Now all these socially inept ‘people’ will have to get actual jobs with their 0 real life skills. Guess I can assume I wont be getting a correct order on the first try at restaurants for a while.

Sounds like the YouTube goldmine is starting to run dry.