NBA Player: [Takes a swing at his opponent]

This thing is broken. I selected a Pumpkin Ale and it didn't even suggest that I try cutting out my tongue and flushing it down the toilet.

Easy there Antetokounmpo, leave that for the George Zimmermans of the world.

Marques. Duh. Sad.

WALK, YOU STUPID FUCKING POLAR BEAR! WALK!

Wow. The sky truly is the limit for this kid.

One of my favorites:

Big deal, anyone can perform in a meaningless game. Lets see this guy do this outside of a test match.

I tried looking up their names but it requires a wicked google-y

"Boas Out At Tottenham? Well, my work here is done." - St. Patrick

And so, for the 1,943rd time in a row, Temple heads into a rebuilding year.

Frank Thomas is the best. I used to work in the wood products industry and was in Chicago a few years ago on business. Once the meetings wound down, I had nothing better to do than swing by Comiskey and catch the last 4 innings of the game that was going on. I tried buying a ticket, but the strip on my card was…

Typical. No matter what happens in the world, the USA is still all about the 1%.

No surprises here. Brazilian soccer players are well known among their colleagues as exceptionally articulate and bright.

Nice try getting me to look at close ups, Barry. but there's no way I'm going to check a Slovakian.

"No. No. No! NO!! DO NOT LET THOSE PLANES MEET, FOR GOD H. JESUS CHRIST'S FUCKING SAKE!!!"

In all honesty, a decapitated ref really doesn't say much at all.

Just look at his attitude. These guys don't care. There's no passion The fans care more about this game than the players. You can tell he doesn't care. He didn't even try.

Maybe the referee shouldn't have been standing in front of such a nice pitch.