Just to complete the hatemail-baiting kick to the groin, you should have misspelled Cincinnati.

Former Blue Devil Draws Charge While Flopping

"Is he OK? Really? GOD DAMMIT"

-Mark Boucher

He's played more than 200 matches - he will have played 200 test matches, 463 one day matches, 97 t20 games, and about another 200 other pro games.

I wanted to provide a proper reaction here, but I'm stumped.

Peyton Manning: [skips daughter's ballet recital to study rock-paper-scissors tendencies of Broncos' backfield]

"It was like, 'dang, horse...I trusted you.'"

Worker: [collapses]

Color Commentator: And it was clearly not negligent. It was not even grossly negligent. It was grossly willful. And it was done repeatedly.