"If you'd just said, 'vote Kerry,' you might be in the Hall of Fame right now," added one of the hosts. "Absolutely," Schilling replied.

The message was so obvious all along.

Schilling family was taken into a private room to explain their story to the TSA

Huh. I'd have thought the other Steelers RB would be the one Le'Avin early.

I mean, good catch and all, but haven't we already seen plenty of videos of Harden's atrocious D?

"We proceeded to perform the necessary imagining studies..."

Of all the dangers native to lower league soccer—terrible pitches, zero security, studs-up challenges, etc.—referees taking concussive shots to the head isn't really the the first to come to mind.

the KSE management team met Tuesday "with the actor who plays Rocky to figure out exactly how it happened and what transpired and get to the bottom of how all this occurred."

Shouldn't these parents be getting praise for NOT taking their kids to a Browns game?

Four-Star Wide Receiver Recruit Chooses Soccer Over Football

As a kid, I had a BB gun but was not allowed to shoot it outside. So, one day, I used an upstairs bedroom as a sniper turret. I aimed downward so as not to hit any neighboring houses (or neighbors), so I was mostly targeting squirrels. The gun was terrible; the BBs just bounced off. Finally, a robin entered my range.…

So what? It's just Manny being manager-y.

when asked to describe him in three words Steve Nash chose "mother fucking asshole."

I knew people had pretty strong opinions about soccer, but to put it just below polo? Ouch.

"Bullshit."

√(-1)

And since the 1970s, dongs and butts have been tightly correlated.

(Because the team blows, har har har.)

Moyes thought the other man was acting superior when he asked Moyes to join him for a fifth.

trotted to the mound

The security guard seems humored by the whole event.