What is it with this guy and always putting his breaks out in the open?

"For me to take that shot..."

However, Watkins immediately took the handgun from Honeycutt and then discharged several rounds into the ground outside the house

Really? I have a hard time believing this. Dude ran sprints, not the 10K.

"Just bang it real hard off the glass. Here, I'll show you."

"Aha! I've found the perfect way to prevent concussion lawsuits."

It turned into a sad, terrible day.

Trick question! Elton Brand always moves in super slow motion.

Can you even catch crabs with a four inch lure?

telling reporters after the game that he "felt a little dizzy" but was otherwise fine.

Interestingly, the intended target does not matter.

So, Jason, when you log in to most Internet sites, they put something in your computer called a cookie, and...

"It's not a league rule, but it's the league's request that you don't wear the black one."

Oh please. Like a team named after a bird has any room to criticize a flock of booby tweets.

And you claim this chart is credible?

Top or bottom?

That pitcher should be glad he was standing up. The Valdes only hits ground.

Not sure I understand the headline. He celebrated early but didn't blow? Guess those bi guys really can go both ways.

Organizer 1: Man, to me everything just seems a little fuzzy.