Didn't know you were here, DFW. +1

giving BenJarvus Green-Ellis a touchdown when video showed before going into the end zone.

"For as long as I can remember. Yesterday."

"I was very fortunate," Tyson said. "I had a Clayton Blackmore calendar."

Agreed. Big time burn.

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"I recall someone wearing a tuxedo and another guy in a bird suit and a monkey or gorilla costume."

"Well, this is depressing: Cleveland"

Moron. It clearly says, "VOTE BOTH SIDES," and he <i>still</i> picks nothing but defense.

How far can you puff a "football"?

The number of 7-foot men aged 20-40 in the NBA represents about 17 percent of all such men in the country.

Let's hope McClain's friends and family aren't looking here tonight.

We wanted more alley-oops, guys, not attire-oops.

Keeper, keeper, best protect your peepers.

Good form. Didn't overstep either.

I'm bowled over with laughter at this one.

What a lousy son. Didn't even include a rabies shot.

And then Mike Brown charged them each $3000 for a PSL (Personal Scavenger License).

<i>Here's A Thrice-Tipped Circus</i>

"Hey, WildCat, wanna buy a vuvuzela?"