Glenn Braggs also died for our sins.

<i>UMass coach Charley Molar</i>

They sure must feel stuba'd.

<i>Good things are not allowed to happen to the Lions.</i>

"Zat's nothing. Imagine how it feels vhen you also are compared to ze red-nosed reindeer. Imagine vhat zat can drive a man to do."

When asked for comment, both men, befitting Sunday's game against Green Bay, fumbled for words.

Say what you like about DiCanio, but at least the trainings ran on time.

In his defense, the team logo does look an awful lot like the SCUBA flag.

The BengTadpoles?