I’m trying not to take this personally but I own that sweater. 

Jezebel-writers, stop fucking publishing stuff that makes her dad money and invades her privacy, like publishing her private correspondence specifically asking him to stop selling any scrap, true or untrue, for money to the press.

This is a really interesting article, and I’m glad to learn more about this. But I also want to know more about the babies that don’t get adopted and who grow up in foster care. To be frank, from the snippets I’ve heard, foster care seems to set kids and adolescents—especially non-white ones—up for total failure.…

I came here for two things:

This guy. He’s hot AF.

(uses this post as an excuse to re-watch Messina’s sexy dances on The Mindy Project)

CHRIS O’DOWD, PEOPLE! HE IS THE CHRIS!

Chris Messina has moves Chris Pine and Chris Hemsworth can only dream of. Until they can move their hips like this, they pale in comparison to him.

I know this will remain trapped in the grays and unseen, but anyone who’s seen him dance—stripping or otherwise—on The Mindy Project knows he deserves to be a high-ranking Chris.

So, we’re all in agreement that Lindsay was the basis of Sarah Lynn, right?

It’s good to see Jezebel has decided to ignore all the problematic shit surrounding known creep Fred Armisen.

Isn’t it well established that red lobster gets seafood from slave labor (north koreans on chineses ships)?

Gluttony is a sin. 

I think it gets the point across really well. That white background is what they're relying on. 

harron you are very funny and i'm glad you're here. 

This year, I’m pretty sure I became part of someone’s ghost story.

I was putting my toddler to bed tonight (after reading these during her nap earlier today) and she stopped what she was doing and turned her attention to something behind me and I thought, “oh shit” and then she said, “Ooooh the moon!” because her white noise machine projects a night sky onto her ceiling. I breathed a…

I posted this back in 2016 - I missed the cutoff, but I threw it into the comments. Here again to try for real!

There are other things you have to do, not just take your temperature. Temping only confirms ovulation has happened, it can’t tell you that you are about to ovulate. You have to track your cervical fluids and cervical position. If you have one random high temp you can discard it; you don’t confirm ovulation until…

I watched the Fresh off the Boat about this last week and learned of a new conspiracy about this involving her sister.