Whhuuuuuaaat the fuuuuuuck do you think you know about being funny?

THIS IS WHITE CULTURE APPROPRIATION!!!!!

It sucks that the best writer at Jezebel is a dude. No offense, Bobby.

Any story involving Selena Gomez dating squicks me out because she looks so much like a child.

As a feminist you humorless assholes make me ashamed of being associated with you.

From the bottom of my heart, fuck off.