This may sound sad, but I’m not joking in the slightest when I say my life changed when I first tried the Doritos cheesy gordita crunch. That flatbread is wonderful.

Cheesy gordita crunch is the best fucking thing. Like, for real.

as someone who lives down the street from a taco bell (Aurora Ave in Seattle, so a taco bell with prostitutes on the corner) i make my drunk/high shamble there maybe twice a month and yes those grillers are pretty good for the price

I love how the announcers dance around the idea that he has a concussion. Any other injury they would immediately speculate “oh, that looks like a torn ACL” or “that could be a broken ankle Bob”, but a guy takes a hit to the head and is stumbling around like a drunk at 3 am on Bourbon Street? Well that’s just…

“Your honor, my client clearly had no choice but to escalate the situation with chewing tobacco. The video evidence clearly shows the other driver with his hand upon his hip.”

I'm just wondering if somewhere there's a guy with a story about buying cheap softcore porn and finding out it was actually X-men Legends.

Inflatable life-size Ben Wallace. Best pool boy ever.

Agreed. Ridiculous allegations! Can you seriously look me in the eyes and tell me that none of those women were in their prime when Floyd beat them?

Nah, the nWo was as shitty rip off of a NJPW stable..

*adjusts glasses, continues breathing out of mouth*

Always wrestling truthers.....

(apologies in advance for the length of this diatribe but the words they just kept coming)

Redskins Win Super Bowl

Outrageous, but still better than the Fines Syracuse players were subjected to.

Why did the coach announce Hoyer as the starting QB four times? Seems excessive.

In regards to his BABIP, even young Joc himself knows, it’s going down.

Dude’s 39 years old now, so I don’t know how much zip anyone can realistically expect,

Did someone mention the power of positivity?

Take them to school, dipshit.