The last time I saw that many personlized handshakes Michael J. Fox was sending out Christmas cards.

No - Herpes can pass to others.

Starred based on the title alone. Will read fully when I’m not at work. I’m so fucking SICK of hearing these on-the-fence, tapioca-pudding-chest-cavity-filled motherfuckers going “Well at least Trump is honest. It’s SO different.” OR “Hey, at least he’s speaking the truth.”

Nicki Minaj is getting a video game. Made by the folks behind the Kim Kardashian mobile game, The Verge reports that Minaj will be involved in the creation of the game to some degree. Here’s hoping we see a Beyonce cameo in there too.

The two moms who freaked out after touching him were pretty entertaining as well.

If he missed the dunk he would have been white Mike Beasley.

good: ass kinja

Good ass-Kinja.

Good-ass Kinja.

The entire point of the lopsided trade was to clear out cap space to make a big-time run at free agents, and that was stupid. By having from one to three million more dollars to play with than expected, it made their lopsided trade less necessary, and thus stupider.

The problem is, WWE announcing is mostly pretty bad. And it’s increasingly clear that it is Vince McMahon’s fault

That’s what everyone said at the time.

Who the F is Renaldo Balkman?

Counterpoint: Slavery.

Rob’s ankle was broken during the wrestling portion of the match

“Run the Jewels, Run the Senate”