Shawn Marion and Kendrick Perkins = Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy

I’ll take up this mantle for a second, though I think it works best if you combine characters from Miami and Cleveland

Who lives in the paint area under the rim?

Must have been somebody charging the mound.

I will never understand thinking that something like this a counterpoint.

Hmmm. I’m supposed to take a 13 year old girl to see it in a few hours.

Michael Pittman

Tyrone Wheatley

When pressed for comment, the mayor retreated to her bridge where she belched fireballs and threw hammers at anyone who tried to save the princess.

Wow, it’s like a vision of what Darren Rovell would be like if he were competent. Good stuff.

Suplex city, bitch!

"Fuck your tea kettle warmer," is the greatest thing I have read all day. I am seriously contemplating turning it into my personal 'fuck you non-sequitor battle cry' for those days you just need to rage through.

I just hope their Thurman Munson bobbleheads work better than those stupid Lou Gehrig ones they gave out last year. Those broken pieces of shit never stopped shaking.

Undertaker tried kidnapping and marrying Steph, but Stone Cold saved her. HHH successfully kidnapped, drugged, and married Steph at a Las Vegas drive-thru marriage chapel.

Some great Mario Party cosplay.

Jon Stewart: “Tommy...you cheating fucker.”

Hard for a guy who already started a vanity project to settle into somebody else’s shop. I bet he goes independent.

The Undefeated