An Oral Commitment to Bring 'Em Young, Vol. 8

Neighbor: So what do you do for fun, Gerry?

An earlier version of the tweet had the recruit attending Texas A2M.

It probably wasn't "amateur".

Good for Nintendo and Apex to respond. The flippant manner in which some of the higher members of the smash community carry themselves is so often unchecked, I just resigned myself to a life of grating harassment from C-list celebrities, just by virtue of having to operate under their umbrella in tournaments and…

This seemed kinda suspicious to me. I'm not saying for certain that they're shaving points, but maybe one of us should check the Florida-Georgia line.

OH GOD WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT

Cleveland may be a shitty place to work, but the joke is on him, because most of its residents are unemployed.

WHAT A MANUEVER!

Richard Purrman: I don't just talk shit, I cover it.

Stephen Gostmeowski

Pussy Umenyiora?

"it is not the violent thugs burning down buildings that buy their advertiser's products"

"Nice Pass"

I thought the guy who emailed, furious, because we didn't have fresh blog posts up by 6:00 a.m. on Thanksgiving had "weirdest reader of the week" locked up, but here we are, with someone wanting to know why we're covering Janay Rice rather than the missing two seconds of a Raiders-Chargers game. What a world!

Dude, stop gambling.

Red Dead Redemption. Dammit I love that game. One of the only games that has ever elicited an emotional reaction from me.

Yeah, nah. Raging assholes—and not just of the Clemens/Bonds variety—are baseball's legacy.

I am a lady and I spend about 60% of my down time playing video games but it's ads like this that make me wish I'd taken up a different hobby when I was younger. This is just gross. I have no problem with talking about masturbation and having sexy ladies sell me stuff but there are quite a few things in this…