Because different people have different senses of humor and just because you feel one way doesn't mean every single other person in the world feels that way too?

"It's coming to you!' -Jason Kidds' car to the telephone pole.

At NO POINT did Bret ever suggest taking the title with him. What weird corner of the internet did you crawl out of where they suggested that?

Yea, but it was against the Bears.

Side note: I was also having sex the exact moment Owen Hart died, and the PPV was on in the background. I even paused for a moment of silence.

My three college roommates and I were pre-gaming for the Friday night in our kitchen, watching the small TV we plugged in above the fridge. A little early season NBA, some drinking games, and then we'd hit the town on a Friday night. Once Wallace got things going, we sat in dead silence for the next twenty minutes.…

I was in my dorm room watching something else. My friend Bryan yelled at me down the hall "John! Ron Artest and Stephen Jackson are fighting the city of Detroit!" I ran to his room and we watched for about four hours as well.

So in your eyes, the continuous systematic economic, political and judicial discrimination against blacks is just a case of a few assholes, huh*?

*Hint: this is why no one cares about your "right to reply". Your right to reply. Jesus Fucking Christ.

How about they start by fucking listening for a change?

I don't necessarily have a problem with a white man having an opinion on the issue. My question is, how come those white guys who feel strongest on the issue never seem to have any other thoughts or concerns on problems facing the black community? Just getting butthurt over the N word is it. Maya Angelou earned the…

So Russell Wilson is not black enough for some people. RGIII may be too black for others. Cam Newton is a "phony." Why is it with black quarterbacks do suddenly the fans and media treat them like contestants on a reality show?

And now everyone is going in on RG3. Steve Young is going in... A radio station listener who won a contest to write for the local CBS station (this is something that happened) is going in... Fucking Pat White is going in!

Hey - sorry my gifs aren't as good as you'd like! I'm limited by two things: The need to keep them ~4MB, since I don't want to overload people's browsers or the site, and my own still-in-progress giffing skills. I've gotten better at making gifs than I was a year ago, but I still have plenty to learn—I'm a writer, not…

Considering the schedule of hydrocodone was recently changed on Oct. 6th from 4 to 2 this makes for a likely easy case for the DEA. Felony charges are also possible I think now that this drug is controlled and crossing state lines. (if any teams didn't change protocol after schedule change)

And the best part is, it's magic new money that was fabricated out of thin air rather than being diverted from discretionary spending elsewhere!

Shouldn't the Eagles' PR staff have some sort of policy against their players following other teams?

"Aye, aye"