"...nobody competing with you to make the worst choice."

Was it just me or did Matt Schaub's face start permanently looking like the face you make when you're hung over, you know you're going to throw up, you don't know when it will happen but you just want to get it over with.

A Schiano Man can also be a woman.

Poor grounds crew. Cleansing up all that shit and waste that no one wants. And they have to clean after the baseball game too.

Poor grounds crew. Cleaning up the sewage they can handle. But no one can handle all the shit that will be on the field once the Raiders get out there.

"In all my years coaching under Bill Callahan and other luminaries, I've never seen something like this."
-Marc Trestman

The Jags would appreciate it if you guys could keep the noise down up there in your basement.

"Oh Look, The Cardinals Found Another Good Young Pitcher Lying Around"

It was an audible. A point to Manning's forehead means five spread out wide, running receding fades.

Ref: Denver has won the toss. What would you like to do?

It was his birthday but the cake was not celebrating that. Unfortunately after this arrest, the counter is back to 00 days.

In an effort to stay current, they wanted to play Applause by Lady Gaga but could not in good conscious do it for the Steelers game.

As anyone who has ever owned Foster in a fantasy league can tell you, it would not be surprising to learn Ben Tate was vulturing his food back then too.

He was planning on leaving way earlier and getting home safely, but when it was time to hit the sack, Aldon's wingman Justin Smith was nowhere to be found so he didn't know what to do.

"Already on it."
-Ndamukong Suh

I thought the argument went that the NBA's maximum salary structure allowed super teams like the Heat and to lesser extent teams like the Knicks and Nets to assemble and that no max contracts without raising the cap would hamper this kind of roster construction. The whole lockout two years ago danced around this issue…

Mr. Tony Plush wants to push for class action status per his representatives.

When I heard that someone was offering protection to the Jets QBs from criticism, my last guess would have been that it came from Cromartie.

Since when?