Thats just one of the reasons that JJ Redick signed a merchandising contract to ensure that no smaller versions were placed inside of his egg.

"Whoo. That’s pushing it, huh? But hey, pushing it is the only way to do it. You know it."

I am severely disappointed after being told that there was a picture of a lazy doggy threesome.

Say what you will about the Red Sox, but thanks to ESPN, they are never lacking in homering.

"his uniform changed color"

Of course he hit it out. No one the old man was staying up past 11 anyways.

If you were hitting .204, you would make your rare trips to third special as well.

He helped his side dominate inter squad pickup games at the base. But the real MVP was his teammate Dave "Drone" Jones raining fire from way downtown.

Man, Green's still got. That was the fastest turnaround on this issue I've seen yet.

Reyes is a gamer man. Doesn't gets fazed at all. Won't even give the pitcher the satisfaction of seeing him rub it.

"...whipped out his dick on the world stage, and for the first time, the world is seeing that bulging bludgeon in all its glory."

Most Shameless Racism/Race Baiting (non- Bayless division) is my suggestion.

They do have towels. Unfortunately, they are all being hoarded on the NFL Live set for whenever Mark Schlereth is around after drinking his pre show gatorades.

To be fair, Saban has other reasons for distrusting Paul Finebaum as well.

I think that it likely harder and farther than many people think. That being said, if I ever were asked to do a first pitch, you bet your ass I would find a mound and get a practice throw in.

C'mon man. Iverson will bounce back before you know it.

Larry Johnson in a draft that was considered weak by analysts and where the players with the highest upside all played wing positions that the Cavs already had young starters is not a bad haul. Its too early to say good or bad either way though.

I think its time for the NFL to adopt a dress code like the NBA has. Keep those thuggy 'hoodies' in 'da hood', as those rappers say, where they belong.

The thing it would cost is flexibility. Being over the tax like the Nets means they can not even offer the mid-level exception. They are basically stuck with that team and any players they can get to accept the minimum contract.

As far as I know, nothing beyond a few restrictions on what you can offer free agents and in extensions. If a team is over the cap but under the tax they are limited to just resigning their own guys or just offering veterans the minimum.