They don't come to the NFL to play school you know.

All star games in all sports are essentially arguments between fans and writers and players (and the fans that take their side.) People who want Puig in the game do so because they enjoy watching him and realize that the All Star game is meaningless so at least make it fun. Players care who gets into them because they…

I still think it looks like a worked shoot. Wrestling can get so Metta.

Still tippin on four fours

It was first told by USA Today as I understand. Then his agent said no. It is so perfectly Dwight that he decides then his agent is in the dark and confused. As annoyed as fans have been, imagine being his agent and being responsible for all this.

I'm glad they're making moves and not continuing under the false pretense that they were and up in coming team by just bringing back the core. After their hot start to the season, they were pretty average with a point differential that said overachiever. An incredible playoff run could have just set them up for…

I always felt that Bledsoe was overvalued simply because he was so available. He was linked to a bunch of trade rumors for about two years now all because they were all not crazy like trade rumors usually are. That creates the impression that the whole league was bidding on him. He deserves a starting role to see what…

"On the seventh month of Metsmas

Still better than their first slogan choice "Dear Edward Snowden, Here's something that hasn't been tapped yet."

Looks right to me

I've never had one die, but I have ruined 2 PS2s by opening them up post warranty and trying to get it to read discs again without having to wait 10 minutes inserting and reinserting the disc. Internet instructions were both helpful and misleadingly contradictory.

While they appreciated the Warthog, Master Chief's insistence on tea bagging participents was seen as off putting and counter productive.

"Well you see here, the vagina is like God. It works in strange and mysterious ways that we can never understand. That's why us good Christian, God and lady fearing Republican lawmakers are here to help you. No need to thank us. Just continue your shopping and your cooking that you ladies do while us boys handle that…

Pop a boner my circuits breaking WOOO.

Looks like the worst devil imaginable's penis. In a pot. Like an unholy houseplant.

"Wow. These are great seats. What did you have to do to get them?"

What if this trade is only a precursor to an attempt to trade Amare? We have about two and a half seasons (really about 1 full one due to injuries) of evidence that Tyson, Melo and Amare don't work together because tmake clog the paint. For all of Bargs' failures, he is at least an upgrade over Novak. And the Knicks…