Dirt with coffee. Slot when the brain fires up.

You guys, I just told my dude that this was happening, and he was all like “I’ve never actually seen Grease.”

But lots of Victorian era parents did that specifically to prevent fortune hunting husbands from marrying a teenager and sweetalking/beating the money out of her. It wasn’t because they hated or didn’t trust their daughters, it was to protect them. Until the Married Woman’s Property Act passed a woman had absolutely…

Except this is not her money but her father’s so he's entitled to set up any rule as to how he wants it to be given to anyone.

Bobby Flay/Chelsea Handler: least likable couple ever?

hey guys what’s up down here?

These people are beyond the pale. Nothing and I mean nothing they have just said is possible, true or based in reality. Holy shit and they might be our future. Vote, people! I don’t care if it’s for school boards or local dog catcher. These assholes got to where they are from the local level! (Bush excluded).

You’re absolutely correct. I’m a transplant surgery NP and even post-transplant pancreatic patients must still check their blood sugars regularly (although not as frequently as non-transplanted patients) and undergo frequent lab draws. I’m not sure why her transplant indication would be a fear of needles (like the…

God, just seeing the name “Drew Peterson” makes the contents of my stomach rise just a little.

Look, from what I hear from Yeezy anyway, no one man should have all that power.

I’m a Grandma, and I always thought “innuendo” was an Italian suppository.

A well placed bow tie goes a long way!

This morning I woke up and under my pillow was my cat! I can’t tell if he likes the pressure of my head pushing a pillow into his body while he sleeping or if he’s trying to get me to unknowingly suffocate him while I sleep so that he can frame me for his murder Gone Girl style to teach me a lesson. Really hard to…

This is where Donald Trump came from.

I think she’s doing a very slow Benjamin Button.

Isn’t it so ironic/wonderful that D.W. Griffith’s movie will have to share a name with this one!?!?!

It’s going to feel a little odd saying “One for Birth of a Nation, please” but I really want to see this movie so...

Or they think guys are just being “harmless”. Except when they aren’t. So no catcall is harmless. No car that slows down to lean out and scream at you is “harmless” because you have to be filled with genuine heart sickening fear every time that THIS might be the guy who gets out of the car and goes after you.

Well, here is what you can do.

Sigh. I have a learning-disabled parent with a below-average IQ. Not 70, but not great. I have a lot of feelings about this article but I’ll sum it up with, “I think intellectually disabled people can be great parents, but they are also not always ideal parents and their children will face many, many hurdles that go…