It was a faulty mislabeled product. I am a gynecologist. We absolutely do not expect most monogamous couples who use reliable hormonal contraception to also use barriers as backup / STI protection. There is an insert in each pack of oral contraceptives with instructions and failure rates, and an explicit belief by the…

Ha, I’m the same with movies. We call it “movie adultery.” I don’t care if you went to Fury Road with ten women but you went without meeee?

.... you can’t be serious.

What happens if your partner is borderline hurt/offended by your complete lack of jealousy?

People threatening mass murder are not bullies, they are fucking criminals and terrorists.

*Stefan voice* This video has everything: metallic lipstick, marionettes, dancers in Ikea organizers, nail technicians, mirrored hoodies, and breakdancers on hover boards.

YYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSS

White people flip shit when an entirely fictional character isn’t white. Seriously, test a black Spider-Man or a Latino Batman and see what happens.

Dear Universal,

Yes there are a lot of women like this. And is not it’s not just temporary due to stress or busyness. Imagine not wanting to have sex at all. Ever. For years. Now imagine being married. It’s a real problem

I know it’s stereotypical to say, but ugh, men.

omg newborn babies are disgusting.

Matthew 1:21

I don’t know. They may have a point. Those cups don’t look anything like the ones Jesus drank his Gingerbread Lattes out of.

Every time I see an Instagram of a hipster in a blanket, I think of this. Thank you, Socality Barbie.

Somewhere in a room with kitten wallpaper on the walls, Taylor Swift is texting her squad to come over for a ouija board sleepover to conjure a curse on Katy Perry. And bake cupcakes.

The doll even has salt-spray hair. Her attention to detail is impecable.

the coldness of the grays makes me so tired, so tired. just gonna close my eyes for a minute.

Imitating her is a losing game.

No.