I wish Happy Endings could get one more season.

Hahahaha! I actually recognized the digs more reading them. When watching I thought Nic was really interested in learning the recipe if not annoyed at the rushed segment. Cooking segments NEVER NEVER have enough time on any talk show ever. Why do talk shows never learn? It gives me anxiety just watching them.

Nah, that dude was turned off because SHE HAD TO HELP HER BROTHER WITH SPECIAL NEEDS. He was not sex worthy and my god was that movie terrible.

this babby is Not Cute. there. i said it.

Yeah, scallops can swim...

It’s a sad day when you hear a third generation professional wrestler and actor - with no goverment experience - wants to be president and you think to yourself “Well, he’d be better than what we’ve got right now!”

That said, MAN if you overdo it on the edibles it is a SUPER unpleasant time.

i mean yeah if you offered me some for free i’d scrape off the pound of fondant and hoover it.

No, because that is a delightful movie, not a dumb movie.

The blood of any child who has died in the last few decades of measles is on Andrew Wakefield’s hands. How he’s not in prison is beyond me. He should be serving multiple life sentences. Were criminal charges ever made against him?

You could just bring your crazy Aunt Sally who spits on people. At least she isn’t that likely to take a dump on the floor. Although, no guarantees.

I knew how hurt my family and friends would be after finding out and I didn’t want to put them through that.

My Iranian friend is a biomedical engineer. With the help of her professor, she designed a type of wrist-watch device that could detect if the wearer is having a stroke about a 1/2 hour before it happens. Sends a signal to the smartphone to contact paramedics. She hasn’t been able to get any funding from VCs that…

It’s weird that everyone who decides not to have children must add a footnote that they don’t hate kids.

“...and I am not a racist,” he told Politico. “I am not a racist.”

I feel like, at this point, Twitter should shut itself down out of public necessity or some shit.

Well, at least he remembered how big the cake was. The devil is in the details, you know?

Speaking of narcissistic, egocentric assholes, she really believes Kardashian defended Simpson as a way of getting back at his ex-wife? I think I’ll stick with the version where he believed his close friend couldn’t have done such a heinous thing until he was faced with enough proof to change his mind about it.

noun nui·sance \ˈnü-sən(t)s, ˈnyü-\
an annoying or troublesome person, thing, or situation

It is probably the most depressing show on Netflix outside of Southcliffe and I love depressing shows. I needed therapy after Southcliffe.