I just bought some amazing stuff from a Canadian brand (stay home club) - I’d been eying their shirts for close to a year but my love of spaghetti doesn’t abide white tshirts. They released their fall line at 3 today - which included BLACK TSHIRTS- and I had these 3 items, plus some accessories paid for by 330.

It’s allergy season. My eyes water when there’s rain afoot.

I’m not crying, you’re crying.

As they should. Dry weddings are bullshit. Weddings, in general, are bs and uncomfortable because you probably won’t know anyone outside of who you’re at a table with. Liquor makes them bearable.

He still hasn’t figured out that the thing he chases in the bathroom is his shadow, so methinks you’re giving the cat a little too much credit.

I was hoping to keep it zipper-on-the-back-specific BECAUSE I’M MOSTLY THINKING OF MYSELF, with those self clasping buttons/snaps http://kinja.com/manolocatastrophe suggested reserved for everything else BECAUSE I’M NOT A MONSTER

I’ll throw in, zippers that zip themselves, maybe with the aid of something?

As an adult, I do like hugging people, but I always ask first because there are times *I* don’t want to hug other people, so I respect them feeling the same!

Your SIL is the kind of person I wish I had when I was younger to advocate for me when I was too young to find the words. 

it’s a matter of informed consent and I applaud your friend for being open with all of her partners.

Glasses maketh the man.

I am stoked that this movie is getting such good reviews and am looking forward to catching it in theatres.

Yeah, I mean, I’ve suffered from insomnia in the past and lack of sleep can make you sound/seem crazy and/or confused, but the whole “I stayed up too late watching sports” excuse never really sat right with me because I imagine, like most adults, he’s always tired.

I’m not sure if the timeline matches up, but this could explain his slurred speech and confusion at the Comey hearing, right?

This is the reason I don’t like outdoor movies or general admission concerts. My back & knees are too fucked up to be sitting/standing on hard ground for extended periods of time.

“how many of these threatened man babies are out there?”

This is similar tommy living situation now, but thankfully the place is really efficient so I actually use less energy than I did in a place half the size.

So much this.

in my experience, men on dating apps LOVE to boast that they know how to cook. I find this hilarious because cooking is a basic life skill, not something that’s going to make me find you more attractive.

I have this dress in the salt & pepper colour and IIRC the material is kinda stretchy/springy & the pockets fall along a seam, right?