Sweetheart table FTW.

I informed my bestie today that he will be up there with me if I ever come down with a case of the marrieds. He’s the only person who can simultaneously keep me calm and prevent my mom from making me not calm.

Glitter!!

I decided if I get married it’s courthouse, followed by dinner and dancing at this rad, low key German beer hall style sausage place downtown.

Raccoons are Canada's trash pandas.

Thank you. Some of the women at my work were discussing the trial last week and one of them said something along the lines of “well, she got in touch with him after, so she must have liked [being choked]”.

Not to nit-pick, but there is no jury for this trial. It’s being presided over by a judge only. Tough to say whether or not that will actually help the Crown’s case at this point.

Wine is essentially my best friend. It never cancels plans last minute!

I was assaulted by a “friend” in university and felt like I only had myself to blame because I was well beyond sober and stayed at the house after it happened. I never reported it because of this; it didn’t help that when I told other “friends” what happened, they didn’t believe me. It’s taken me close to a decade,…