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*brings floss and a Waterpik to the pool*
This was absolutely perfect. I hope someone gets a raise.
It was a marvel of restraint and good taste. I am genuinely impressed.
Oh, I see! Goddamit now I’m gonna have to start eating the rich. Easier to catch but a little gamey.
Thanks for this, not only was it good for a laugh but I have a new person to follow on twitter!
And lo, much tea was spat upon the table.
eh, who needs’em, we’ll be dying of diabetes by then!
by the time we got through the little end we wouldn’t have a tooth left in our heads...
a large swimming pool of Skittles.
Patrick Bateman in the flesh. And there are 2 of them. *shudder*
“Deport the rainbow” was my favourite.
I read this as “fuck you for soup, Apple!” Now I’m shamefully curious as to what this iSoup tastes like.
A BRAND refraining from marketing? Now you know we’re through the looking glass.
His sons seriously creep me out. They both look like serial killers.
Indeed. I read soup apple and didn’t even realize it was a typo or auto correct.
“Skittles are candy. Refugees are people. We don’t feel it’s an appropriate analogy. We will respectfully refrain from further commentary as anything we say could be misinterpreted as marketing.”
This website had a great roundup of awesome reactions to Trump’s dumb ass.
.00002% of refugees admitted since 9/11 have been arrested or deported as a result of terrorism concerns... and that’s rounding slightly up. So... a better picture would be a large swimming pool of Skittles.