It is exactly like school. I have been doing it for a while, and I am slowly improving my scores.

Maybe it is Ibsen!

How small was this dress? I clicked the link and the video had sound but in what I can only imagine is People’s attempt to throw shade on Canada (sorry), I have no video available to me.

I think you’re spot on, and I also think you need to have it out with April once and for all :-P

It’s irritating as hell. I don’t mind anyone using the slang, but don’t misuse it and then try to change our definition to fit your own.

And misuse horribly... As the Shade Court shows on a consistent basis.

Hello, generous nongrey person! Thank you for the warning! I have no idea what my ♡ installed on this little garnet edition samy that keeps me from ever having to see these terrible pictures, but I am so, so grateful.

Because you can give someone money for a lot of reasons but when they’re scantily dressed,it becomes more obvious why you’re doing it but you can still deny it.

“Shade” has become this umbrella term for all insult-related interactions because it looks hip. Too bad so much of is just NOT SHADE.

No. And I have also started making my own “ rulings” by yelling at the TV when they inaccurately use shade. Which is, in case you were wondering, 99.9% of the time. I had to explain thus whole column to my husband the other day and he has confined to tease me/ use shade wrong (jokingly) now

Because you don’t have to ask “How much?”, you’re just assuming you can pay for it and sliding some cash over. Sliding the cash over asks the question for you.

No except I usually get them wrong. Terminally uncool here.

Crazy, isn’t it? Almost like teaching kids how to drive makes more sense than a parent saying saying “I know you really want to go somewhere, but I’d prefer you ignore those keys on the table and the car sitting in the driveway and wait until you’re married before we talk about safe driving.”

Insurers have very good incentive to stop pregnancy in super high birth costs.

Hmm...it’s almost like teaching teens about proper contraceptive use leads to fewer pregnancies than teaching abstinence only.

Implement mandatory sex education and incentivize insurers to offer free birth control for women everywhere, and you will make a greater dent in national (and eventually, global) poverty than anything Bernie Sanders could ever accomplish, even in his wildest dreams. Greater than trade, the minimum wage, capital gains…

Am I the only one who starts reading each case and going “oh, I wonder if I’ll get this one right, I hope I get it” and then check each ruling and go “yay me!” like this is a quiz at school?

I now realize I have been shading incorrectly my whole life. Thank you for your public service, Kara.

Voldemort with a tan