That’s be the 600 foot tall magic ice wall that still gets breached by anyone with a set of climbing axes and hemp ropes? The one with all the tunnels that run underneath it, which also falls down when you play a trumpet near it? The GoT wall certainly sounds like a Trump property.

I love that within one sentence he says there are people coming from Syria...we have no idea where they are coming from!!!!

Can we build a wall that prevents Trump and Rudy from returning to the US? I'm sure there are some contractors he's screwed out of money that'd do it for free.

The cop, of course.

If Gaia were truly in danger, she would’ve recruited 5 teenagers with environmentalist attitudes.

Nah, if Gaia had her way, it would just make us sterile. There may be too many of us, but making would-be-mamas and little babes suffer isn’t her style.

ISIS-spect he doesn't know what he's talking about.

Jihad to go there, huh? Oh, well, no haram, no foul.

I’m not sure why politicians aren’t freaking out about this as much as Ebola. Is it because it isn’t fatal unless you’re an infected newborn child? Or is it because it can be spread sexually? Or both? Because from what I’ve learned Republicans will do anything to keep you from aborting a child, no matter the issues,…

Of course Obama is only concerned about mosque-itoes, not church-itoes or temple-itoes.

I cannot imagine that this would be Her way of trying to cull the herd. It’s insanely inefficient, and creates huge energy costs in caring for the babies and humans that do survive. : /

Yup.

And this is why you have to show up to vote in 2018 when we don’t have a sexy Presidential race on the ballot. Congress matters.

Not if they treat him like the Aspirational-Wall-Building Amityville Horror he actually is.

Hear you. I lost my “second Mom” the woman who basically really raised me, to breast cancer, but I stand by what I said. I hate her.

I lost a dear friend to cancer, and I’m still very tempted to say that you’re giving it a raw deal in that comparison.

It’s rare that Ann Coulter makes me gasp, but this came pretty close.

As a Sri Lankan born and raised and living in America, I can tell you it doesn’t work like that. I’d love to go to Wonder Con or Anime Expo here in L.A. cosplaying as Commander Shephard or Link, but I feel really uncomfortable about doing it because I don’t wanna hear all the shittalking from all the assholes saying…

“Haha.”

Thank god a Hollywood actor is involved so that what is surely the biggest single embezzlement scandal in the world can get mainstream media coverage in the US.