That’s be the 600 foot tall magic ice wall that still gets breached by anyone with a set of climbing axes and hemp ropes? The one with all the tunnels that run underneath it, which also falls down when you play a trumpet near it? The GoT wall certainly sounds like a Trump property.

I love that within one sentence he says there are people coming from Syria...we have no idea where they are coming from!!!!

Can we build a wall that prevents Trump and Rudy from returning to the US? I'm sure there are some contractors he's screwed out of money that'd do it for free.

Two birds

One motherfuckin’ stone.

FUCK YEAH. THIS KID GETS IT!!!

it’s actually called ‘a joke’.

this is called ‘an joke’, it happens when people make an funny and the joke happens with the ha-ha. gizmodo has been posting these for many years. welcome to the internet, try not to be a shitlord.

You are a sad strange little man and you have my pity...

There’s clickbait, and then there is a post posted on a blog website to get a quick laugh out of people. Obviously, this is the latter (or did you come here actually thinking there was a 2 year old prodigy that “solved” the trolly problem, as if such a thing were possible).

You were seriously expecting a two year old to have solved the trolley problem, weren’t you? You clicked the link with that expectation.

Personally I got a damn good laugh out of it. So useful click bait? I’m a bad person that I found his evil funny?

He Kobayashi Maru’d it like a boss

As someone who just taught the trolly problem in a HS ethics class, I appreciated it.

The cop, of course.

If Gaia were truly in danger, she would’ve recruited 5 teenagers with environmentalist attitudes.

Nah, if Gaia had her way, it would just make us sterile. There may be too many of us, but making would-be-mamas and little babes suffer isn’t her style.

ISIS-spect he doesn't know what he's talking about.

Jihad to go there, huh? Oh, well, no haram, no foul.

Of course Obama is only concerned about mosque-itoes, not church-itoes or temple-itoes.

Not if they treat him like the Aspirational-Wall-Building Amityville Horror he actually is.