this took things to a slightly horrifying level but i still laughed heartily.

Those red chunks in the strawberry ice cream are so chewy I can’t find anywhere else that has strawberry ice cream like that.

A general, state-wide outlook that pregnancy is this minimally invasive, non-life threatening condition that is no big deal for women to go through might lead to ignorance of all the things that can (and DO) go wrong.

I was actually wondering if some might be suicide.

NO! They have the best ice cream!

Also, can I just add here that maaaaaybe the women who would actively seek to prevent pregnancy in the first place (but don’t always have the financial resources to do so without these clinics) are a good judge that pregnancy may not have the healthiest outcomes for themselves?

Okay, so lack of access to prenatal care means less health care for both mothers and babies. Which means that preventable health issues are not prevented and non-preventable issues are not managed to make them, you know, less deadly.

welp time to shut down the local fetal remains wading pool I guess

It is a blight. Part of me wishes I had a way to hack the lighting system and keep turning the letter T’s lights off.

I’m just thinking out loud here, but, wouldn’t the shut down of these clinics have some effect on the care these pregnant women get? Maybe pregnancy red flags were not detected because these women did not have access to these clinics? I don’t know..

Among 31 Organization for Economic Cooperation and Development countries reporting maternal mortality data, the United States would rank 30th, ahead of only Mexico.

I would like to print out multiple copies of this report, roll it into a tube, and smack it across Rick Perry’s face while shouting “BAD PERSON! BAD. PERSON!”

People actually trying to move out, Kaner is selling his condo.

When I am “on,” I can be the total life of the party and genuinely enjoy it, but I’m going to need like 3 days alone

This. I tried to explain to a good friend once that I’m actually pretty painfully shy sometimes and she straight laughed at me and told me I didn’t know why shy meant. Apparently she missed the part where I’ll drop off the radar for several days if I’ve spent too much time around other people. (Or when I had to lock…

I love it when I learn that individuals who are funny/loud/outgoing, like Amy Schumer, are actually introverts. I am like this. When I am “on,” I can be the total life of the party and genuinely enjoy it, but I’m going to need like 3 days alone in the woods (just kidding, bugs are gross; please drop me off at the…

“I’ll fly back, and for three weeks that she’s making a movie, I’m the babysitter. I’m Mr. Mom or whatever you call it,” he said.

The way men are praised to the skies for doing absolutely anything with their children’s, too. OMG you drove your 5-year-old to kindergarten once? DAD OF THE YEAR! Your wife is such a lucky woman! While the woman who does it every other time gets no credit whatsoever, and is much more likely to be criticized for doing…

He likes you too... as long as you’re not one of those Christ-killing Jews. You aren’t, are you?