I’m not a huge fan of Katy’s music because I hate when she sings in that high register, but damn, I kinda love her life and I think that her and Orlando must be having a blast right now.

Oh, God. Why are people so sensitive? He was just kidding! Blah blah blah PC police blah blah blah.

Ha, as if you go on dates. That’s funny.

He could tear up a picture of Dale Earnhardt or light a confederate flag on fire.

I’m gonna get up on my soapbox and I don’t care. My father is a retired Colonel in the Marine Corp who was a platoon leader in Vietnam in 1968 at 21 who lost 50 of the 100 men whose lives he was in charge of. He was head of security of the Pentagon on September 11, 2001, four days after my mom walked out on him. He…

Nope. We want him to keep talking. As painful he is to listen to, the more bloviating he does the more voters he’s going to scare away from voting for him.

Hey, you forgot that he ALSO finds the time to be both an incompetant idiot and an evil dictatorial genius! Obama is a busy man...

Dude,

Between destroying America, taking away people's guns and being a kenyan citizen, when did Obama find the time to be the founder of ISIS? Does he have a time turner like Hermione?

Kristen Wiig is the unsung hero of this movie.

Cuties

Here’s the wifey and me in Hilton Head SC enjoying Crab cakes with friends! Love ya Jezzies!

I thought his depiction of women on Freaks and Geeks was fantastic as well. I found Catherine Keener’s character in 40 Year Old Virgin to be one of the more wel-written characters in that movie. I just think it’s easy to paint with a broad brush when I think he’s had multiple complex female characters, and even if…

It would take a lot of substance abuse to get me to hook up with Nick Cage, so...

I hope they catch the person who hit the protestor. I get being irritated that people are blocking the street, but normal people who are allowed to roam around shouldn’t get so angry by having the street blocked, that they attempt to murder someone.

Or photos of them together.

After five minutes straight, I still can’t stop laughing at the mental image of Col. Sanders sensually licking the side dish from his fingers while oblivious to a little girl watching in disgust. And not disgust about the finger licking, that’s just gravy on top of the strange groping encounter.

They used to have Pat Buchanan and Lou Dobbs on every night. They’ve always been awful.

Hey, remember when CNN had standards? That was nice.