personally I expect a far less vulgar tone when civil servants communicate with me. They should show some respect and expect it in kind

Thank God. How would Nick Cannon have explained that to his kids?

I like that all three of their reasons are related to hydrants and not swimming in dumpsters.

It was probably a Rio Olympics themed party.

I now have a picture of butterflies coming out of someone’s ass.

Yeah, when the people who work for you as “public servants” use that language, you find out who is really in charge ...

Pictured: Typical Philly denizen.

So they’re saying just use a hose instead?

There is also the potential loss of life by injury due to the hydrant water pushing a small child or even an adult into oncoming traffic.

hey man, leave the Flyers out of this

I see. Sort of like chronic cranial-auto-rectal syndrome.

I wondered why it suddenly got so sunny, but now I see where all of the shade went.

Leopidopteritis of the Anal Cavity is the new name for my band.

America to Philly: Stop turning dumpsters into cities.

Pretty sure they lined the dumpster with plastic so disease or germs shouldn’t be an issue other than what you can get from a faucet in Philly.

Little known fact, you can’t REALLY dive into coins like Scrooge McDuck. It would actually kill you.

That press release seems like the city was just taking the opportunity for some standard finger wagging about fire hydrants. If they filled that dumpster with Pabst (where it belongs), they’d still gripe about hydrants.

So what they are saying is that if you can fill it up without using a hydrant... game on.

Yeah, Philly is more comfortable with green dumpster fires.

dumpster diving at its finest