. . . have you ever seen a flaccid dick before? This one isn’t huge but it’s probably a bit larger than average (which doesn’t really have any bearing on how big it is when it counts anyway).

And when it infects the rest of the fruit with its garbage melon flavor!? I love me some watermelon and I can be good with a cantaloupe, but not with the rest of my fruit and never, EVER, honeydew.

Melon is the scourge of all fruit salads.

Seriously. I’m looking at him thinking, he’s in decent shape and for a flaccid dick it’s not small. I don’t know, man.

That is most decidedly not a dadbod!!!!

Yeah, that sure is a penis.

Though they’re slightly out of the age range of likely original Lilith Fair attendees, the sisters of Haim have revealed Friday that they “talk semi-jokingly but semi-seriously” about bringing Sarah MacLachlan’s all female, mostly indie-rock music festival back.

If Haim bring back Lilith Fair, people like Taylor Swift or Selena Gomez will end up headlining and then what’s the point of bringing back Lilith Fair!! I want to wear my Birkenstocks and listen to angsty chick rock.

yeah that’s what i got out of it too, I mean why would anyone eyeroll that, it seems like just the regular thing someone says when they are depressed, plus considering how Tom basically took his and Nicole’s kids away from her, I would assume she would be very depressed not being allowed to see her kids ever again.

Like... yeah... but also... that sounds sad? Like maybe she was really depressed? IDK. That whole quote made me like :|

I mean, it’s more than a little weird when you consider that the people fighting to KEEP slavery were called Rebels. It’s a very very very poor choice of words, regardless of intent.

maybe people have a problem with using slavery as a metaphor? like using rape as a metaphor?

I may be wrong, but isn’t this a narwhale horn?

Let’s hope the Kardashians go on to create something as meaningful as The Special Olympics, the Promotion of a Civil Rights Act, or mandatory health care....

Let these snatched, overly contoured broads have their glossy mag cover. It’s not one of any real importance, so why care?

It may not be fair, the nature of LA being what it is, and the latter’s elder sisters serving as precedents (rather than the homophone), and being that I recall what it’s like to be a strong-minded 17 year old and so forth...yet still I could not resist dusting this off.

I choose to believe that the headline is a sly, jokey reference to the phenomenon wherein teens scramble to comment “first” as soon as their fave posts content to social media.

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