And all I got was this stupid marriage license.
What the actual fucking shit is this, even? The Pope isn’t even sorted into the same House as whatever bullshit sect Kim Davis belongs to. She’s a fame-whore whose 15 minutes are really dragging out.
HOW’S THAT COOL POPE TREATIN YA, GUYS
So, we can stop with calling him ‘Cool Pope’ now, right?
So from dope Pope to Pope, the dope?
If your husband “dies or something” and you “wind up” with Justin, I’m calling Lt. Kenda to investigate the circumstances.
Why do I feel like Justin Long spends a lot of time broken hearted?
I can’t comprehend how we even do this anymore. It’s just horrific. This is why I will not be apathetic about politics. We may very well be able to end the death penalty in the next decade if we don’t end up with another Scalia or Thomas on SCOTUS.
Well, obviously launching a physical assault on any business is not constructive, but I think the resentment long time residents might feel about a place that is clearly intended to serve the people pricing them out of their homes is understandable and not entirely unfair, independently owned or not. Those businesses…
I always assume it’s because they know running for President means you might actually have to be President and that shit seems horrible.
A little off-topic maybe but whenever there’s someone who people really want to run but doesn’t seem to want to I always wonder if they’ve got, like, that one skeleton in their closet that they know that if it got out there(and almost certainly would in a national election) would kill their election chances dead.
Gee. It's a real mystery why the vast majority of rapes are never reported.
*deletes several incoherent, expletive-riddled, violence-inciting attempts at commenting on this*
The most horrifying, and also the most heart breaking section, lies at the end:
Given this guy’s record, it could arguably be self defense for anyone he even stands too close to. My God.
You actually do neither of those things. Just call home and tell the parent she can’t wear the shirt again. Sending her home causes her to miss class time (and is essentially a suspension) and giving her a loaner can be humiliating, when the child actually did nothing wrong. This is an adult issue.
Note she got there only after lying through her capped teeth about an abortion video that doesn’t exist. She’s an old racist white man screaming at the clouds now.