Remind me again how America was founded as a Christian nation by Christians for Christians?

They were worried about her being fit or thin? Because those two things aren’t the same.

Probably. Though she marrid this dude after knowing him for only a few months and basically right after Henry Cavill dumped her. She might have just realized that her semi-employed trophy husband wasn’t geting her as much attention as she could get by bearding for someone who’s actually famous. Even if he did cheat,…

Infidelity is like... ok, you might overcome that. But maybe, just maybe, don’t let the dude who is cheating on you with a Nazi sympathizer be involved in raising an adopted black child. So yeah, Sandra did the right thing.

Even if it doesn’t turn out very good, it will still be better than a joyless Adam Sandler cash grab.

Or maybe they just want to have some fun?

Hey, who knows, maybe this movie will stink. It’s entirely possible. Lots of movies do. But at least these people are trying to put a little more joy into the world. They’re getting out of their chairs and giving it a go. What the fuck are you doing with your life?

—“The relationship part I was able to put [aside],” he said. “I had to stand up in front of the media and take full account for what I did. And I took it all. I took 100 percent of it right on the chin. Nobody does that. Everybody denies it.”—

I assume they’re going to sign Oscar(s) any day now.

Ghostbusters reboot:

Rick Moranis isn’t in it, but after his wife passed away, he retired from acting (at the height of his career no less) to become a stay-at-home dad so his kids could always come home to a parent after school. Which is so awesome that I can’t be mad at him for not doing any more movies with his comedic talent.

I feel bad that Harold Ramis is gone.

Listen, if you are desperate enough to spend 6 years fighting a legal battle to release someone else’s sex tape without their consent just so you can create a DVD, you are an absolute garbage producer that really shouldn’t even bother making a DVD in the first place.

I adore Amy Schumer. Period.

Looks a lot like Dad, no?

I don’t know about that “unfinished business” remark, though. Sounds like more than just pot.

Terrible person Meyer said the footage will “shock her fans,” adding that he has “unfinished business” with Lopez.

me: Google, show me this husband of Frances Bean Cobain.

Frances Bean has, at least recently, seemed amazingly well-adjusted given her family sitch. If CL wasn’t invited, well, it ain’t like there aren’t reasons.