I agree. Respect is given, not earned. We need to sit back and let the president heal the country for all Caucasian Americans. Too long have Alabaster Americans been marginalized from mainstream society, favoring hard-working, highly educated Colored Americans. As white people we all need to come together to heal…

Lindelof: Our show, ______, is built around this amazing, complex mystery! 

I hope you like gluten-free beer and “lectures.”

Anything to promote whitening.

Here is a picture of a car:

Eat all the dicks, please.

As funny as this is, I can almost guarantee he actually thought there would be some sort of orientation video. “Welcome! Congratulations on being elected to be the leader of the free world...”

Being forced to watch the White House orientation video must have been tough for him, since it doesn’t mention him. The part about sexual harassment in the workplace must have been uncomfortable.

What a sweet pup! I am so sorry for your loss! Thanks for giving Obie an amazing 15 months with a super awesome home. <3

Or just call it the Immigration Ban, since that’s what it’s called. ;)

What a good dog...sorry you lost him, and thank you for saving him...

Fuck cancer, indeed. RIP, Obie. You were a Good Dog.

Obie had a killer Mufasa cosplay.

So sorry for your loss.

Sorry for your loss, man. He was a good dog. And he had a good home.

This is Buster. He was about 24 hours away from being put down when I found him, and I’m pretty sure he knows it. He is ridiculously smart, energetic, funny, sweet and a huge fan of snuggling. I don’t think my mother loved me anywhere NEAR as much as he loves me, and I really don’t mean that a slight on my mother.

Here’s my good boy shelter pup in his holiday finest

No snark. Proud owner of a rescue lab mix. This is Chief. I know it sounds trite, but he knows he was rescued and he is the best goddamn dog I have ever known. Pure heart. Please, if you are considering getting an animal, go to a shelter near you.

I got both of my dogs from the local shelter. They have their quirks, but scientifically speaking: they are both good dogs.