It’s...not a thing. The subculture of people who are “poly” and “chill” doing heroin casually with people they meet online is exceedingly small. Please don’t do this again. I don’t even know you and I care about you more than a bored poly housewife who’d give an inexperienced stranger heroin.

Madonna’s pretty smart. I don’t like her, so I say it kind of grudgingly, but I have to admit that she is. You can’t be as good a trend-spotter and trend-creator as she was for so many years (granted, well over now, but she managed it for a good couple of decades) without some real insight, canniness, and ability to…

I understand exactly where these parents are coming from. Our daughter had everything going for her when she graduated high school. She went to college, got addicted, and has lost everything as a result. She’s ruined her health, her mind, her relationships, and her future. She stole from everyone, got arrested, has…

I knew people who tried heroin in the nineties. Some people tried it once. Some people fell down a hole into complete self destruction and have never really recovered.

I would absolutely support a Muslim women who “insisted on” covering her face, just as I would support Kim Davis if the government was trying to force her to wear clothing that violated her religion. But I wouldn’t support a Muslim woman refusing to issue legal licenses to any woman who didn't cover her face. See the…

Why do Muslims continually get dragged into the Kim Davis conversation? And anyway, only a valid comparison if said Muslim woman is forcing OTHER WOMEN to cover their faces. Fighting for your rights is not the same as denying them to others.

he needs to shut up.

I wish her child didn’t have to live with that racist bullshit BUT I also feel that a refund doesn’t cut it when you’re given the wrong goddamn sperm for the express purpose of creating a new human being. I mean, what the actual fuck? How big a scam could these people run when you think of it?

My first day of my senior year of college, some girl stopped me in the bookstore and asked if she could take a picture of me for some college fashion blog

you’re god damn right you can take a picture of me for your fashion blog

But it’s feminism in action! Because CHOICE!

Handler = pimp. Even if most/some of the women aren’t actually performing any sex acts, there are male “handlers” taking all of their fucking money. And that is bullshit. End that shit, who cares about the bare boobs.

Not as good as Amy Phillips.

Right? She also stroked my hair, it was really overwhelming.

Can you imagine the nuclear-level shitfit some conservatives would have if a liberal clerk refused to issue someone a gun licence because they didn’t like firearms? They’d be furious, and you know, rightly so. People have a right to expect public officials to follow the law, even if they don’t agree with it. If you…

It’s massively concern trollish, too. I’m pretty sure adults can decide on their own whether or not they want to take the stairs.

I mean I’m 24 and I have one persistent hair on my chin that my iPhone is pretty helpful with, but in all seriousness my comment was more about pointing out the total pointlessness the action of covering the mirror was in a humorous way. I could have gone for commenting on that special style of privileged feminism…

Pro Tip: for those of us over a certain age who occasionally need to use a mirror to pluck out one of those stupid chin hairs, a forward-facing phone camera does not suffice. Do I need to apply for a waiver to be able to see my chin in the bathroom mirror?

I have got to do what you know everyday that means you have to check on blood on your clothes or face. Are you a vampire slayer? 00 agent? Medical professional?

i have nothing to add to this very great post other than the anecdote that one of my “science textbooks” in my TX christian school was literally called when god made the dinosaurs

No such thing as a kind slave owner. The keyboard should just catch fire if someone tries to write that. Would you write, “some rapist treated their rape victims fairly well”? NO.