If you like the sweater, why deny yourself because it’s a mall brand? Seriously, who cares?

Looking for a dress to wear to my daughter’s Bat Mitzvah was a special level of hell that I wouldn’t wish on anyone. The dress I chose? A Jessica Simpson lace sheath dress from Nordstrom. I saw it in a different color way at Macy’s as well.

I think Mother Funders could have been filmed at the previous school my kids attended. In other words, I'm setting my DVR.

Actually, in vitro did work for me the first time I did it, but that's not the point (and I realize that I was lucky).

Oh, of course, everyone in New York is a Special Snowflake, their lives are so different from everyone else in all the land. I forgot.

There was a documentary of her in the last year or so, I can't think of the name. I rented it from my library and it was AMAZING. Even my husband watched it.

Fran wants you to wear your yoga pants to do yoga. Then change out of them into real clothes and continue your day. She wants us to dress like adults, and she's right.

I think what Fran means is city/country. Obviously, you can wear shorts when you play tennis, work out or in The Hamptons, just not on the streets on Manhattan. That's why she doesn't like yoga pants either. Workout, then change your clothes.

Separate bathrooms! If you can do it, highly advised. I share with the kids, he gets the master. Just yesterday I was in there and noticed his sink was covered in dust and little beard hairs. I left the container of wipes on the counter and went on with my day.

Oh, oh, I LOVE THIS! My husband hates when I leave the plastic placemats (we have kids) drying in the half of the sink that has the garbage disposal (I'm a lefty, so it makes more sense to me to wash dishes on the left, dry placemats on the right). I hate when my husband leaves a knife covered in peanut…

OK, that last picture was clearly OLD.

Eva just had a baby recently. I'm sure she wasn't running around in a red carpet dress at home. What she MEANT was 'try to get cute loungewear to hang out in'. Yoga pants/legging and a cute tee look cuter than old sweats and an oversized Spring Break '92 tee shirt.

But they have spa products there! Like fancy soaps and towel wraps! Plus china and crystal, so you can register there! Come on , join us....

I think you're right about her being a shitty employee. We'll never know, since I don't think she'll come back after she gives birth. It's better that way, for her and for us.

Yes, I absolutely agree it was a Hail Mary pass; my manager even said it was their last shot. I am genuinely happy that she is pregnant, it's just unfortunate that the store was held captive because she didn't want to/could not do her job. There were 4 of us in the store. Losing 25% of your workforce during the…

You could do what my manager did: stay at her desk and do nothing else, so the rest of us were forced to pick up her slack in addition to working our jobs. I work in retail: hours on your feet, bending, lifting, moving. My manager sat at her desk, only came to the sales floor if we asked her for help, didn't open a…

You do if it's in vitro. (Yes, I know it might not take, but still). See my comment above. My manager took her job knowing that she was having in vitro one month later.

I'm ready to be flamed, but here goes...

Wasn't Salomon married to Shannen Dougherty? Or was he dating Paris Hilton when they 'made' a sex tape? I am too lazy to Google, but wanted to put it out there so anyone else who thinks of dating him checks him out on Google first.

Will no one stick up for Ted Drewes? It's pretty good!