Yeah, there’s a lot of stuff about economic collapse, environmental ruin, and the corporate takeover of everything in the first forty pages or so, but then Cline’s like, “Oh hey! Magic ticket! ‘80s nostalgia!”

If there’s any justice left in the universe, let this flick bomb harder than Trinity. It’s an affront against any good book ever written that this dumpster fire got a movie deal, let alone a publisher to begin with.

Anyone else get the feeling that the general moviegoing public is gonna greet this with a puzzled “hunnhah?” next year?

Raise your hand if you read that character’s dialogue in Mr. Poopy Butthole’s voice.

Does this mean they are going to actually make Roy the videogame?

*polishes plumbus in excitement*

To be honest, they really shouldn’t have made Cap3 Civil War, as that story was much better suited to being an Avengers title (to the point that I thought it was Avengers 3 until the opening credits) and the main villain of the plot was Cap himself.

This is the single biggest issue I had with Captain America 3 being Civil War; as good as it was, and it was good, it kind of wasn’t a Captain America movie (kind of was, kind of wasn’t), and I would have loved to see another solid Captain America movie that adopts aspects of Captain America stories. This sounds great…

Captain America: Kingsman

So is the inside of that spent fuel tank is going to smell like kerosene and / or hydrazine?

To be fair, the Whopper isn’t very good, either.

Burger king + tex mex = diarrhea squared.