As a very young Gen Xer, please keep up the good work.

“Me, me, me.”

You mean two...

Star Trek only needed one try to get it right.

Follow up question: What’s with Star Trek and the name Kira?

The initial animosity between Han and Lando in Unnamed Han Solo Movie will go away when they realize both of their mothers are named Kira.

I dry off my body in the shower, then step out with my wet feet on the mat. The point of the mat is to make me not slip and possibly smash my head through the toilet.

I can relate to this! I’m a teacher and I too enjoy the occasional drink. And, funny enough, alcohol is a time machine for me too. I’ll drink a whole bunch, and then, next thing I know, I wake up in the future.

I really don’t like autoplay videos. :(

1. Pay actors less.

Think of all the additional jobs we could have in the sunscreen and parasol industries, though!

Had Scott Pruitt been EPA director in the 90's, there would be no ozone layer now.

Trump probably wants California to get nuked. It’s obvious he hates CA, doesn’t give a shit about real people, and it would fulfill his dream of having reelection handed to him.

Can I just point out that none of the states closest to North Korea (except Alaska, but nobody’s going to bomb Alaska) voted for Trump? Why can’t he pick a fight with an enemy off the Eastern seaboard so that at least he’s in the kill zone

I personally love shower sex. Love it.

And crying?

May the force be with you, and always be excellent to each other.

They tolerate Luke...only because he makes great sandwiches.

I swear, if Keanu and Alex team up with Luke, I will jump for joy.

Station!