As a very young Gen Xer, please keep up the good work.

I dry off my body in the shower, then step out with my wet feet on the mat. The point of the mat is to make me not slip and possibly smash my head through the toilet.

Trump probably wants California to get nuked. It’s obvious he hates CA, doesn’t give a shit about real people, and it would fulfill his dream of having reelection handed to him.

Can I just point out that none of the states closest to North Korea (except Alaska, but nobody’s going to bomb Alaska) voted for Trump? Why can’t he pick a fight with an enemy off the Eastern seaboard so that at least he’s in the kill zone

I personally love shower sex. Love it.

And crying?

Having just read the book, does Wil Wheaton chuckle at the self-reference in the book?

Good Writing: “I watched all the Star Trek Series”

There is little of the plot—or its entirety—that can’t be condensed to a Hollywood elevator pitch. “What if The Matrix was also The Last Starfighter?”

An offering from Billy Shakes, it ain’t, but it was a fun read.

I would suggest listening to the Audio Book version as read by Wil Wheaton. I’m not usually a fan of audio books, but listening to them while working is a necessity when your work could be dangerous given the distraction of holding a book or tablet. That…

I’m exactly Cline’s age and played with 90% of the toys/games he vomited up in that tome, and I was overcome with self-loathing around the book’s 4th list of entertainment detritus. It was like 459 pointless Family Guy references, but without laughs. Or exactly like 459 pointless Family Guy references.

Congrats! And YES. I would rather have a tablespoon of Ben & Jerry’s Americone Dream than a full pint of Halo Top.

Perfect lead gif is perfect.

Might I suggest a weekly farmer’s market?

But that neighborhood? You can add a digit comfortably! Pay it off by labor day.

For SF, if there was a spot that was just $3/day I’d jump on it like a horny Jack Russel Terrier.

That’s kinda like suing themselves, given that the HOA is small. Also, fuck HOAs.

Love this!! It’s one way in and one way out. It’s also one of the only gated communities in SF and has a 24/7 guard posted at the entrance. This could get hilariously messy.

“and up until 1948, it was racially segregated. That is, a few decades ago, Tina and Michael couldn’t buy a house on Presidio Terrace.”

I would think homeowners might also be able to sue the Homeowner’s Association for negligence?