My 4th grade teacher hated me, and would put me down every chance she got.

When they fired her, did they give her a certificate titled “Most Likely to Fuck Up So Badly, It’ll Make National News” ?

Yeah, I’m thinking poor parenting might have something to do with her family’s 50% addiction to heroin.

Yeah, cause bitching about your lunch is a super excellent career move.

Maybe nobody notices lunchtimes where you work, but they’re noticing elsewhere.

That’s bullshit. Gen Xers were the first generation to have less, & do worse than the previous generation (the Boomers tore thru the economy like a swarm of locusts). We worked harder for less, because of all the recessions there were fewer jobs that we had to fight for.

If you think the REAL unemployment rate is 4.4%, you live in the rarified air.

Vacations are a thing of the past. With the rise of contracting, the gig economy, and job insecurity; you either don’t have the option, can’t afford it, or don’t want to risk it.

“ . . . the titular star . . .”

Too bad it’s got a Windows logo key. If it came with a swap-out Mac Command key I’d buy it.

I could watch Nigella all day long.

I never met anyone, who had the option to get married, say that.

Check out the Satechi Aluminum Stand and USB 3.0 Hub instead:

Check out the Satechi Aluminum Stand and USB 3.0 Hub instead:

Maybe they’ll finally reveal how to play True American.

My mother was, 50 years before the movie even came out.

I think it’s non-liberal agenda would have been excusable if it was funny.

Yeah, just move to Iowa, rents are really cheap there !

You’re a Fuckr. ;)

I would use iCloud Photos, but shitty old Flickr is FREE.

Ohh . . . I think I figured out my problem . . . :(